Hippie Bastard
While in Niagara Falls, Canada we came home one evening to a note on our door:
Just a friendly note to say that your f*@king dogs have been barking all day. You have ruined our holiday and we have left the park because of you. Thanks for your consideration you hippie bastard.
PS: Get a real car and dog.
PSS: I'm not kidding!
Scary thing was the park was sold out this holiday weekend and no one had left. Talking with all the neighbors nearby we were told that they were not bothered by the dogs and may have heard them bark, but nothing too bad. We apologized if they had been annoying and have since never left our windows open or shades up. Additionally we leave the TV or radio on at a level that keeps the dogs from hearing noises outside.