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Meet The Crew |
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Jenn |
Jennie, Jennnnuhhfuh (the King's pronunciation), BNL lover, Jennie Bo, Jennie Boat, Jenner...
Born in Malibu (actually San Antonio) on March 30, 1974 to Elvis and Priscilla Presley (the 'other' daughter) and raised by Trevino's. She loves The Barenaked Ladies more than anyone (especially the girl with the "Steve, I wanna touch your ears " sign). She thinks Big Red is the new Coke. Although the rest of the family is in a Winnebago, she is living in a Prevost tour bus as a Barenaked Hollywood Rock Star (we see her occasionally backstage and in Malibu). When she is not performing on Broadway for the world elite super rich royalty, she feeds our children and is the greatest mom and wife in the world! Yes she does drive the 50 ft plus rig and is not 13 (as most assume) -- "Are all those children YOURS!!!!! At 6ft 8in tall and 120lbs she has turned down numerous super model positions and is holding out for Playboy. During labor, she requested that Jennifer Lopez take over her career so she could have a more normal life consulting to CEO's of the high-tech world and is solely responsible for inventing the internet and the mission to Mars. She is currently tracking meteors in the Andromeda Galaxy off the southern coast of Africa. Meanwhile, she became ambassador to Japan introducing the full time RV lifestyle to ten million viewers (honestly!).
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